LOOK GUYS LOOK HOW RICH I AM WITH MY BIG PLATE OF SCRAMBLED EGGS
Just kidding it's tofu
by Empty_Technology672
12 Comments
Calamistrognon
But tofu’s more expensive than eggs though 🤔
Where do you live?
BedSpreadMD
Was this after you ate them and puked it back up?
LadyDerpwolf

dagoose123
Gonna say those are some gritty looking eggs
ex-farm-grrrl
How’d you make your tofu look soggy?
Nothing-Matters-7
Egs, Tofu, unclassified particles and bits.
Is this something a 40 lb house cat puked up on your kitchgen floor?
jahjoeka
My eyes!
RustyCopenhagen
The fork handle in the food is the worst part
ThrowRAceleryman
Damn I wish I was rich enough for a big plate of scrambled eggs 😢
Majestic_Parsley9156
Looks, and I bet is, delicious. When you said eggs, I was going to look for the caviar and black truffle. $2-$3 for a block of tofu and it makes an incredible substitute. When I looked with more information and intent… I just thought of a pita or tortilla, crusty bread or toast.. assist the tofu in its journey to greatness.
AppUnwrapper1
It’s scary how similar they look to the scrambled eggs I make.
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But tofu’s more expensive than eggs though 🤔
Where do you live?
Was this after you ate them and puked it back up?

Gonna say those are some gritty looking eggs
How’d you make your tofu look soggy?
Egs, Tofu, unclassified particles and bits.
Is this something a 40 lb house cat puked up on your kitchgen floor?
My eyes!
The fork handle in the food is the worst part
Damn I wish I was rich enough for a big plate of scrambled eggs 😢
Looks, and I bet is, delicious. When you said eggs, I was going to look for the caviar and black truffle.
$2-$3 for a block of tofu and it makes an incredible substitute.
When I looked with more information and intent…
I just thought of a pita or tortilla, crusty bread or toast.. assist the tofu in its journey to greatness.
It’s scary how similar they look to the scrambled eggs I make.
Got that egg money!
